AngryAboutIt.com

I need some anger management classes. Everything pisses me off! People, dogs, cars, cats (mostly the people who posts pictures of them on the internet), Bush-haters, golf, noise, blenders, drinkers, non-drinkers, traffic, traffic lights, paying bills, not paying bills, Stupid web sites, good web sites, work, not working, lack of sex, overeating, not eating, groveling (for sex), street signs, reading glasses, inability to find reading glasses, toasters, linux, windows, prices, stores, shopping carts, chickens (unless their on my plate), atheists, mushrooms (they taste so good, but what do they grow in?), cardboard part of toilet paper rolls, toilet seats that won't stay up, hot days, cold days, rainy days, dry days, headaches, reduced fat diets, shaving, not shaving, polo, rats, waiting in line, tetherball, tv commercials, love stories, cancer, doctors, lawyers, insurance, $15 haircuts for the three hairs I have left.  angry mad upset irate vent irritated Turbo Tagger